1 00:00:27,467 --> 00:00:29,793 You shrunk these in the dryer, didn't you? 2 00:00:29,969 --> 00:00:32,259 Uh-- Did I? I, uh... 3 00:00:32,430 --> 00:00:34,091 Gee, I'm sorry. 4 00:00:34,265 --> 00:00:36,259 I must have left them in there a little too long. 5 00:00:36,476 --> 00:00:38,387 - A lot too long. - Yeah. 6 00:00:38,562 --> 00:00:41,054 And I probably had the dryer on way too hot. 7 00:00:41,273 --> 00:00:43,101 You know, I was thinking, 8 00:00:43,275 --> 00:00:46,361 maybe we should start taking walks together after dinner. 9 00:00:46,529 --> 00:00:47,940 Why would we do that? 10 00:00:48,113 --> 00:00:50,440 Well, walking could be good for us, you know. 11 00:00:50,616 --> 00:00:53,987 Walking is romantic and healthy, the best of both worlds. 12 00:00:54,204 --> 00:00:56,826 - You think I'm fat. - I think you're a very attractive man. 13 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,164 - Who's fat. - You are not fat. 14 00:00:59,334 --> 00:01:01,493 You may have put on a pound or two since the wedding, 15 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,462 but that hardly constitutes fat. 16 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,665 I'm holding a lot of water right now. 17 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,751 Well, all the men in my family retain water. 18 00:01:10,263 --> 00:01:13,715 Just out of curiosity, how much weight have you gained since the wedding? 19 00:01:13,891 --> 00:01:15,636 - What difference does it make? - How much? 20 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:18,100 - Since the wedding? - Yeah. 21 00:01:18,729 --> 00:01:22,146 Nothing. I've rearranged a little, but my weight's the same. 22 00:01:22,358 --> 00:01:23,639 Oh. 23 00:01:26,238 --> 00:01:28,278 How much do you think I've put on? 24 00:01:30,367 --> 00:01:32,491 Seven, eight, 12 pounds at the most. 25 00:01:32,703 --> 00:01:34,281 But you were skinny when we got married. 26 00:01:34,496 --> 00:01:36,371 Now you're the most attractive man in the world. 27 00:01:36,582 --> 00:01:39,702 - Most attractive fat man in the world. - Would you stop? 28 00:01:39,877 --> 00:01:41,337 I love you just the way you are. 29 00:01:41,546 --> 00:01:44,998 I don't care if you've gained weight over the past 20 years. So what? 30 00:01:45,174 --> 00:01:48,295 I wish you just stopped with the "left the jeans in the dryer too long." 31 00:01:48,511 --> 00:01:49,675 No more than I do, honey. 32 00:01:56,103 --> 00:01:58,346 God help me, I'm fat. 33 00:03:05,426 --> 00:03:07,503 [BELL RINGING] 34 00:03:11,558 --> 00:03:13,636 [CHATTERING] 35 00:03:56,355 --> 00:03:57,471 I found him. 36 00:03:57,690 --> 00:03:58,770 Found who? 37 00:03:58,983 --> 00:04:01,025 Brian Keaz. He's right over there. 38 00:04:03,071 --> 00:04:04,104 Go ask him about me. 39 00:04:04,281 --> 00:04:05,942 I'm waiting for the right moment. 40 00:04:06,116 --> 00:04:08,691 Now is the right moment. 41 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:15,287 See? 42 00:04:15,501 --> 00:04:16,534 No, no, it's not. 43 00:04:16,711 --> 00:04:19,464 There's never a right moment to get some guy to take out my sister. 44 00:04:19,672 --> 00:04:21,880 Why not? I fixed you up with Linda Ptolemy. 45 00:04:22,091 --> 00:04:23,421 No, she wanted to go out with me. 46 00:04:23,593 --> 00:04:25,717 And she wanted to to make her boyfriend jealous. 47 00:04:25,929 --> 00:04:27,340 Yeah, but you still got to go out. 48 00:04:27,513 --> 00:04:29,970 I haven't gone out with anyone since I broke up with Wilson. 49 00:04:30,683 --> 00:04:32,228 All right. 50 00:04:32,811 --> 00:04:34,188 [SIGHS] 51 00:04:36,190 --> 00:04:38,397 What, are you just gonna stand there and watch me? 52 00:04:38,567 --> 00:04:40,857 - Fine, I'll go find Lucy. - Do that. 53 00:04:42,529 --> 00:04:43,562 Tsk. 54 00:04:47,410 --> 00:04:49,036 - Hey, Matt, what's going on? - Nothing. 55 00:04:49,204 --> 00:04:50,450 Got any plans for the weekend? 56 00:04:50,622 --> 00:04:52,247 Nope, just hanging out. Why? 57 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:54,501 I'm just gonna cut to the chase. 58 00:04:54,668 --> 00:04:57,160 My sister Mary wants to go out with you. 59 00:04:57,337 --> 00:04:58,832 I thought she was looking at me funny. 60 00:04:59,047 --> 00:05:00,246 Yeah, well, you were right. 61 00:05:01,174 --> 00:05:03,085 I don't know. Mary? 62 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,756 Me and Mary? 63 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,048 She broke up with her boyfriend a couple weeks ago. 64 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:09,430 She's thinking if you didn't have plans this weekend-- 65 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,216 - I don't have any plans, but... - But what? 66 00:05:12,895 --> 00:05:15,387 But Mary's not my type. 67 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,140 I mean, she's great-looking and nice and everything, 68 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,356 but she seems like she'd give a guy a hard time, you know? 69 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:22,604 Yeah, I know. 70 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:25,071 Couldn't you go out with her once, like for pizza? 71 00:05:25,284 --> 00:05:28,404 Look, even if I wanted to, I couldn't. I'm totally busted. 72 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,871 What if you weren't totally busted? What if you had 20 bucks to burn? 73 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,282 Your 20 bucks? 74 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,744 Believe me, it'll be easier for me to give you 20 bucks 75 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:39,088 than to explain to Mary why you don't wanna go out with her. 76 00:05:40,091 --> 00:05:43,591 Okay, fine. I'll take her out for a pizza and get her off your back. 77 00:05:43,803 --> 00:05:46,295 Oh, that's great. Be at our house around 8? 78 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:49,090 Isn't it a little late for me to be asking her out for tonight? 79 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:51,137 I'll take care of that. Thanks a lot, man. 80 00:05:51,353 --> 00:05:52,897 Yeah. 81 00:05:53,606 --> 00:05:55,101 [SIGHS] 82 00:06:03,157 --> 00:06:04,867 I have been looking all over for you. 83 00:06:05,035 --> 00:06:07,278 I left my book in math class and I had to go get it, 84 00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:10,372 but they already locked the door so I had to go get the janitor. 85 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:11,572 So it happens. 86 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:13,079 What are you so upset about? 87 00:06:13,293 --> 00:06:15,750 - I'm not upset. - Sorry, my mistake. 88 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,633 Shelby got invited to Beverly's sleepover and I didn't. 89 00:06:20,593 --> 00:06:22,670 I mean, why would they invite Shelby and not me? 90 00:06:22,887 --> 00:06:24,679 She's just as unpopular as I am. 91 00:06:24,889 --> 00:06:27,262 Let it go, Luce. Sleepovers are lame anyway. 92 00:06:27,475 --> 00:06:28,507 Maybe to you. 93 00:06:28,684 --> 00:06:31,141 But I have one year, this year, to fit in. 94 00:06:31,312 --> 00:06:34,682 And if I don't, I'll have to accept the fact that I'll never be in. 95 00:06:34,857 --> 00:06:36,651 You have ink on your face. 96 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:39,696 Why doesn't anyone tell me these things? 97 00:06:39,905 --> 00:06:41,899 I just did. 98 00:06:42,699 --> 00:06:43,945 [SIGHS] 99 00:06:44,159 --> 00:06:45,785 So my mom, she's gonna rent some movies, 100 00:06:45,953 --> 00:06:49,488 but then she and my dad promised to stay upstairs the rest of the night. 101 00:06:49,665 --> 00:06:51,659 Oh, so you guys are having a sleepover, huh? 102 00:06:51,876 --> 00:06:55,495 Oh, I can't go. I have a date with Jimmy Moon. 103 00:06:55,713 --> 00:06:58,715 Oh, that's right. You're the one who got stuck with him. 104 00:06:59,676 --> 00:07:01,586 You should get Jimmy's parents to drop you off, 105 00:07:01,761 --> 00:07:04,633 because it's gonna be great. We invited Shelby. 106 00:07:04,847 --> 00:07:06,047 Shelby? 107 00:07:07,268 --> 00:07:09,641 Oh, that should be fun. Maybe I will. 108 00:07:09,812 --> 00:07:13,893 If we're not having too much fun. And what are the chances of that? 109 00:07:15,734 --> 00:07:19,401 So tell me, why did you invite Shelby to your party but not Lucy? 110 00:07:19,613 --> 00:07:23,399 Because I just didn't think about it. But Lucy's welcome to come. 111 00:07:26,955 --> 00:07:30,158 In fact, I should have invited her from the beginning. 112 00:07:32,043 --> 00:07:35,912 Hey, Luce, I know it's kind of late, but if you're not doing anything tonight, 113 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:38,416 I'd love for you to come to my sleepover. 114 00:07:38,593 --> 00:07:40,088 - Really? - Yeah, here. 115 00:07:40,261 --> 00:07:42,171 The where and the when stuff is all right here. 116 00:07:42,346 --> 00:07:45,099 - So I guess I'll see you later? - Yeah, sure. 117 00:07:45,266 --> 00:07:46,430 Do I need to bring anything? 118 00:07:46,642 --> 00:07:47,675 Just yourself. 119 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,566 Okay. I'll see you later. 120 00:07:55,444 --> 00:07:57,521 [GIRLS CHUCKLING] 121 00:07:58,780 --> 00:08:00,940 [SQUEALS, IMITATES LUCY'S SQUEAL] 122 00:08:03,035 --> 00:08:04,779 Are you guys ready to go? Please say yes. 123 00:08:04,953 --> 00:08:06,033 - Yes. - Yes. 124 00:08:06,204 --> 00:08:09,243 I just got invited to this totally cool sleepover. 125 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:11,707 Oh, that's great. Let's go. 126 00:08:11,878 --> 00:08:13,421 So? 127 00:08:13,588 --> 00:08:14,834 Eight o'clock. 128 00:08:15,006 --> 00:08:16,038 Tonight? 129 00:08:16,215 --> 00:08:18,921 Brian Keaz wants to go out with me tonight? 130 00:08:19,093 --> 00:08:21,763 I knew it. I could tell by the way he waved at me. 131 00:08:21,930 --> 00:08:23,306 [CHUCKLES] 132 00:08:32,149 --> 00:08:34,439 Hey, you're home early. 133 00:08:34,610 --> 00:08:38,027 I was hoping to slip right past you, but I should've known I'd be too fat for that. 134 00:08:38,197 --> 00:08:40,238 Now, the fat boy's gonna do something about it. 135 00:08:40,408 --> 00:08:42,616 I'm gonna go for a run. 136 00:08:44,829 --> 00:08:46,823 What do you say, Simon? Feel like going for a jog? 137 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,081 No, thanks, Dad. I can get into my jeans, 138 00:08:49,251 --> 00:08:51,125 and tuck a shirt in comfortably. 139 00:08:52,545 --> 00:08:53,922 I said nothing. 140 00:08:54,089 --> 00:08:55,834 SIMON: You gave your jeans to Matt. 141 00:08:56,050 --> 00:08:57,166 There had to be a reason. 142 00:08:57,385 --> 00:08:58,963 Great. 143 00:09:01,722 --> 00:09:03,182 Where are your sisters and brother? 144 00:09:03,391 --> 00:09:07,520 Well, Lucy's packing for a sleepover and Mary has a date. 145 00:09:07,728 --> 00:09:09,556 - With whom? - Whom? 146 00:09:09,730 --> 00:09:12,306 - Who. - You know who, Brian. 147 00:09:13,569 --> 00:09:14,815 Welcome to my world, Mom. 148 00:09:16,071 --> 00:09:18,361 - Matt fixed her up. - Really? How nice. 149 00:09:18,574 --> 00:09:20,366 What do you know about this sleepover? 150 00:09:20,576 --> 00:09:21,656 Beverly's having it. 151 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:24,864 [IN UNISON] The cool group. 152 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,703 Lucy got invited to the cool group's sleepover? 153 00:09:27,917 --> 00:09:30,290 Yeah, it sounded a little fishy to us too. 154 00:09:30,461 --> 00:09:31,838 Very fishy-fish. 155 00:09:32,046 --> 00:09:33,079 [CHUCKLES] 156 00:09:33,256 --> 00:09:36,044 Hey, I've got some big news for you. 157 00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:37,635 The Y is giving swimming classes 158 00:09:37,802 --> 00:09:39,926 and guess whose name is at the top of the list. 159 00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:42,174 I hope it's not mine. I don't need to swim. 160 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,809 I like to stay on dirt. 161 00:09:44,476 --> 00:09:46,304 Honey, everybody has to know how to swim. 162 00:09:46,478 --> 00:09:50,726 And Mommy will be right there with you. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. 163 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,525 I took swimming classes when I was 3. 164 00:09:57,741 --> 00:10:00,030 I know, but everyone in the class will be 3 165 00:10:00,201 --> 00:10:02,242 and it's going to be totally mutilating. 166 00:10:02,871 --> 00:10:04,864 - Humiliating. - Whatever. 167 00:10:05,081 --> 00:10:06,114 And I'll be frozen. 168 00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:08,581 Who takes swimming lessons in the middle of winter? 169 00:10:08,793 --> 00:10:11,712 - It's an indoor, heated pool. - Oh. 170 00:10:11,922 --> 00:10:13,038 I still don't wanna go. 171 00:10:13,215 --> 00:10:15,375 - Swimming's too hard. - Swimming is a piece of cake. 172 00:10:15,551 --> 00:10:17,094 - I could teach you. - How? 173 00:10:18,095 --> 00:10:20,422 The bathtub. Water's water, right? 174 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,048 I'll go fill the tub. 175 00:10:26,896 --> 00:10:27,928 [SIGHS] 176 00:10:28,147 --> 00:10:29,774 [WHIMPERS] 177 00:10:29,983 --> 00:10:32,191 I wish she'd quit doing that. 178 00:10:34,613 --> 00:10:36,405 Just the man I need to see. 179 00:10:36,573 --> 00:10:38,282 I need to borrow some money, 20 bucks. 180 00:10:38,492 --> 00:10:40,569 Last time I lent you money, you left the state. 181 00:10:40,786 --> 00:10:42,246 But I paid you back, right? 182 00:10:43,038 --> 00:10:46,539 Yeah, but it put a strain on the relationship. 183 00:10:46,751 --> 00:10:48,246 It did not. 184 00:10:48,461 --> 00:10:52,080 Not between me and you, between me and Dad. 185 00:10:52,257 --> 00:10:54,962 So it'd have to be for a really good cause. 186 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:57,421 I need to loan Mary's date some money. 187 00:10:57,637 --> 00:10:59,097 Why can't she loan him the money? 188 00:10:59,306 --> 00:11:01,264 Because one, she probably doesn't have 20 bucks. 189 00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:04,222 And two, she doesn't know about it. 190 00:11:04,436 --> 00:11:07,640 [LOUDLY] You're paying a guy to take her out? 191 00:11:07,856 --> 00:11:09,056 Tell the world, Simon. 192 00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:11,399 [SOFTLY] Oh. Oh. 193 00:11:11,902 --> 00:11:13,148 So why do you have to pay him? 194 00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:15,321 Because she hasn't had a date since Wilson. 195 00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:18,113 She's got her heart set on Brian. Brian says she's not his type, 196 00:11:18,285 --> 00:11:21,121 but I couldn't tell Mary that. So come on, lend me the money. 197 00:11:23,623 --> 00:11:24,822 Okay. 198 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:28,660 But I want it back in 30 days with $2 interest. 199 00:11:28,878 --> 00:11:31,288 - Fine. - And if you get caught, 200 00:11:31,465 --> 00:11:33,922 not a word to Mary about where the money came from. 201 00:11:34,468 --> 00:11:35,964 [SIGHS] 202 00:11:42,143 --> 00:11:44,101 - Hi, Mom. - Hey. 203 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,896 Gentlemen. 204 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:56,320 Have a nice run, sweetheart. 205 00:11:56,825 --> 00:11:57,857 [DOOR OPENS] 206 00:11:58,076 --> 00:11:59,453 ANNIE: Luce. 207 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:02,907 I've heard rumours about a sleepover with the cool group. 208 00:12:03,082 --> 00:12:05,325 - Please say it's okay. - Depends. 209 00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:07,329 What cool person is having the party? 210 00:12:07,545 --> 00:12:10,333 - Beverly. - Do I know cool Beverly's parents? 211 00:12:10,548 --> 00:12:11,628 I doubt it. 212 00:12:11,841 --> 00:12:13,716 - Do they have a phone number? - Why? 213 00:12:13,885 --> 00:12:16,638 I just thought that before I sent my 14-year-old daughter off 214 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,095 for a sleepover, I'd get a little information. 215 00:12:19,266 --> 00:12:20,892 Decide how I can do that 216 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:23,386 so you won't die of embarrassment and then get back to me. 217 00:12:23,604 --> 00:12:27,555 By the time I figure that out, I'll be dead and it won't matter. 218 00:12:27,775 --> 00:12:30,018 Okay, then. 219 00:12:31,362 --> 00:12:33,440 [WATER SPLASHING] 220 00:12:34,658 --> 00:12:36,236 RUTHIE: I'm in here. 221 00:12:36,409 --> 00:12:38,035 I know, and I'm out here 222 00:12:38,203 --> 00:12:39,912 wondering what you're doing in there. 223 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,741 RUTHIE: I'm getting in the bathtub. 224 00:12:41,915 --> 00:12:45,036 Oh, good for you. Use soap. 225 00:12:46,419 --> 00:12:47,998 Hey, what's going on? 226 00:12:48,172 --> 00:12:49,798 Oh, nothing. 227 00:13:00,226 --> 00:13:01,887 [KNOCKING] 228 00:13:02,103 --> 00:13:03,896 - Who is it? SIMON: Coach Camden 229 00:13:04,064 --> 00:13:05,643 - reporting for duty. - Who? 230 00:13:05,816 --> 00:13:06,848 [HAPPY BARKS] 231 00:13:07,025 --> 00:13:08,189 Oh, it's you. 232 00:13:16,618 --> 00:13:18,695 - You ready? - I forgot to turn the cold water on. 233 00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:20,248 It's too hot to get in. 234 00:13:20,456 --> 00:13:23,494 That's okay. We can go over the basics while we're still on land. 235 00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:25,911 The first thing we're gonna do is blow some bubbles. 236 00:13:26,129 --> 00:13:29,250 - Why? - So water doesn't go in your mouth. 237 00:13:29,465 --> 00:13:31,542 Can't I just keep my mouth closed? 238 00:13:31,759 --> 00:13:33,587 The eternal question. 239 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,470 Just hold your nose and blow out your mouth. 240 00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,760 [BLOWING] 241 00:13:42,271 --> 00:13:44,763 You gotta open your eyes so you can see where you're going. 242 00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:48,269 Where am I going to go? It's a bathtub. 243 00:13:48,485 --> 00:13:50,813 - Who's the coach? - I don't know. 244 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,063 Me. 245 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,783 I thought you were the swimming teacher. 246 00:13:53,992 --> 00:13:55,653 I prefer coach, if you don't mind. 247 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,277 All right, all right. 248 00:13:58,496 --> 00:14:01,249 Eyes open, blow. 249 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,535 [BLOWING] 250 00:14:05,838 --> 00:14:08,128 - Excellent. - Thank you. 251 00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:10,749 Next, I'm gonna teach you a little something 252 00:14:10,927 --> 00:14:14,178 that we like to call "the dead man's float." 253 00:14:14,388 --> 00:14:16,797 I don't like the sound of that. 254 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:18,257 [CLEARS THROAT] 255 00:14:18,476 --> 00:14:20,101 Fine. it just seems 256 00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:23,687 like floating like a dead guy is the last thing I wanna know. 257 00:14:40,124 --> 00:14:41,406 [SIGHS] 258 00:14:42,585 --> 00:14:43,701 Right on time. 259 00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:45,666 I'm never late for work. 260 00:14:46,881 --> 00:14:49,171 - What time you want her home? - I'm thinking 10:00. 261 00:14:49,384 --> 00:14:51,009 Any earlier, she might get suspicious. 262 00:14:51,177 --> 00:14:54,014 You bring her home any later, you might have to talk to my dad. 263 00:14:54,181 --> 00:14:55,842 - You have to tread a fine line. - Great. 264 00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:57,927 What am I supposed to talk about for two hours? 265 00:14:58,102 --> 00:14:59,134 Basketball. 266 00:14:59,311 --> 00:15:01,352 Don't watch it, don't play it, don't like it. 267 00:15:01,522 --> 00:15:02,803 I told you this is a bad idea. 268 00:15:03,023 --> 00:15:05,064 Think of it as a free pizza. 269 00:15:05,276 --> 00:15:06,735 Let me ask you something. 270 00:15:06,902 --> 00:15:09,941 Why do you want me, a guy who's not really into your sister, 271 00:15:10,115 --> 00:15:11,314 to go out with your sister? 272 00:15:11,533 --> 00:15:14,369 Those are the best dates for a sister. I mean, she's safe with you. 273 00:15:14,577 --> 00:15:16,571 She's safe with any guy. 274 00:15:16,746 --> 00:15:18,740 She doesn't need you to protect her. 275 00:15:18,915 --> 00:15:21,372 I can't even imagine approaching her for a good night kiss. 276 00:15:21,585 --> 00:15:24,457 Actually, I was thinking a quick simple good night kiss on the cheek 277 00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:27,205 should be included for 20 bucks. 278 00:15:27,383 --> 00:15:28,547 Fine. 279 00:15:28,718 --> 00:15:31,423 Let's get this fun-filled evening over with. 280 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:44,431 Oh. Brian, this is my dad and my sister Lucy. 281 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,102 - Dad, this is Brian, Mary's date. - Oh. 282 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,480 If I didn't have to take Lucy to her sleepover, 283 00:15:49,656 --> 00:15:52,611 this would be a great time for the two of us to talk. 284 00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:54,779 No, it wouldn't, Dad, but nice try. 285 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,912 - You wanna go? - Sure. 286 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,874 It was nice meeting you. 287 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,041 I'll have her home early. 288 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,841 Don't shut that. We're gonna be late. 289 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,040 Dad. 290 00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,093 No, I'm practically behind the wheel. 291 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,390 Why is he gonna have her home early? 292 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:15,059 I don't know. He's a nice guy? 293 00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:16,590 Uh-huh. 294 00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:20,433 Are those my jeans? 295 00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,896 Yours don't quite fit, I thought I'd grow into them. 296 00:16:23,067 --> 00:16:24,147 They're that big? 297 00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,941 LUCY: You're not behind the wheel, Dad. 298 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,990 - Whew. ANNIE: How much did you pay him? 299 00:16:33,203 --> 00:16:34,484 I saw you on the porch. 300 00:16:34,704 --> 00:16:36,532 Twenty bucks. 301 00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:39,245 - Where'd you get the money? - The Bank of Simon. 302 00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:42,045 Well, that was really sweet of you. 303 00:16:42,254 --> 00:16:44,581 Mary's been a little lonely without Wilson. 304 00:16:46,384 --> 00:16:49,469 Of course, you're dealing with your sister's heart, your brother's money, 305 00:16:49,637 --> 00:16:52,509 so I'm guessing that this is gonna blow up in your face, big time. 306 00:17:00,983 --> 00:17:02,976 [BALLS HITTING] 307 00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:05,270 So how's basketball going? 308 00:17:05,445 --> 00:17:08,282 I'm not playing this year. I had that knee surgery. 309 00:17:08,490 --> 00:17:10,151 I forgot, sorry. 310 00:17:10,367 --> 00:17:12,196 It's okay. 311 00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:14,198 Do you ever go to the games? 312 00:17:14,372 --> 00:17:16,366 No. 313 00:17:16,582 --> 00:17:20,664 - Well, you should go sometime. - I'm not really into basketball. 314 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,332 Oh. 315 00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:25,205 - What about football? - Uh-- Nope. 316 00:17:25,425 --> 00:17:27,549 - Soccer? - Not really. 317 00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:30,965 - Volleyball? - Afraid not. 318 00:17:31,807 --> 00:17:33,183 [BALLS HITTING] 319 00:17:35,102 --> 00:17:37,559 Did you ever do a science project when you were a sophomore? 320 00:17:37,771 --> 00:17:40,263 Oh, yeah, yeah, I loved it. 321 00:17:40,441 --> 00:17:43,728 I got a D on it and it totally killed my quarter grade, but I loved it. 322 00:17:43,945 --> 00:17:46,235 - Well, what'd you do? - Heart transplant on a frog. 323 00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:48,856 - Excellent. - Yeah, I mean, 324 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:52,569 both frogs were dead, but I was gonna demonstrate how you'd do it. 325 00:17:52,746 --> 00:17:56,032 My donor was cool, but my recipient started oozing stuff from its stitches. 326 00:17:56,207 --> 00:17:58,082 People were puking as they passed by my table. 327 00:17:58,293 --> 00:18:01,913 What a rip. I mean, if you can't stand blood and oozery, get out of the lab. 328 00:18:02,131 --> 00:18:03,247 Yeah, see, you get it. 329 00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:04,712 I totally love that stuff. 330 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,257 - Do you watch the medical channel? - All the time. 331 00:18:07,428 --> 00:18:10,264 You saw the one where the woman's scalp got torn off by a machine? 332 00:18:10,473 --> 00:18:13,012 Yeah, yeah, and they stitched it back on. Classic. 333 00:18:13,184 --> 00:18:15,593 - Are you gonna go to med school? - Maybe. 334 00:18:15,771 --> 00:18:17,563 - How about you? - I don't think so. 335 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:19,143 I hate chemistry. 336 00:18:19,316 --> 00:18:23,018 Of course, one of the reasons I hate it might be because I'm terrible at it. 337 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,352 I could help you. 338 00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:25,853 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 339 00:18:28,075 --> 00:18:30,153 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES] 340 00:18:37,835 --> 00:18:39,912 I need a favour. 341 00:18:40,672 --> 00:18:42,333 I need some cheeseburgers. 342 00:18:42,507 --> 00:18:43,883 Okay. 343 00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:47,053 And I also need you to just keep this between us. 344 00:18:47,221 --> 00:18:49,298 Your mom doesn't have to know about this. 345 00:18:49,515 --> 00:18:52,932 - Why? They're just cheeseburgers. - Right, they're just cheeseburgers. 346 00:18:53,143 --> 00:18:55,517 - The Varsity okay? - Yeah. 347 00:18:55,688 --> 00:18:58,855 Just drop them off somewhere in the garage when you get home. 348 00:18:59,024 --> 00:19:01,066 I'll find a way to make the pick-up. Okay. 349 00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:03,105 Oh, Dad, you're not that fat. 350 00:19:03,363 --> 00:19:05,487 - What do you mean by "that fat"? - I'm on my way. 351 00:19:05,657 --> 00:19:08,114 How come you didn't get something when you dropped Lucy off? 352 00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:11,619 I did. I got a shake, it just made me hungrier. Look... 353 00:19:11,788 --> 00:19:15,158 Just tell your mom you feel like going for a ride. No, no. 354 00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:18,170 Tell her you want some air. No, that won't work. 355 00:19:18,337 --> 00:19:21,458 There's air in the backyard. 356 00:19:22,216 --> 00:19:24,506 You're gonna pick up a school book from a friend. 357 00:19:24,719 --> 00:19:26,677 Stop before you hurt yourself. I can handle it. 358 00:19:26,887 --> 00:19:27,920 That's my boy. 359 00:19:28,097 --> 00:19:29,426 [SIGHS] 360 00:19:32,269 --> 00:19:33,515 [WHISPERS] Your mom's out there. 361 00:19:33,687 --> 00:19:35,182 Oh, Dad, you're losing it. 362 00:19:35,397 --> 00:19:37,640 RUTHIE: I'll be out in a minute. I'm taking a bath. 363 00:19:37,816 --> 00:19:40,355 Again? You just had one this afternoon. 364 00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:42,853 RUTHIE: I got dirty again. 365 00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:46,731 There are seven people in this house. One bath a day is all you're allowed. 366 00:19:46,908 --> 00:19:49,781 RUTHIE: I thought cleanliness was next to godliness. 367 00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:53,490 It only matters if you and God are gonna be on a crowded bus together. 368 00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:55,126 RUTHIE: Huh? - Hurry up. 369 00:20:03,385 --> 00:20:05,628 I'm going to get some ice cream. Do you want anything? 370 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:08,094 - Where are you going? - I don't know, some place close. 371 00:20:08,265 --> 00:20:11,101 - I won't be gone that long. - I better pass this time. 372 00:20:11,268 --> 00:20:14,056 I'm trying to cut back. 373 00:20:14,229 --> 00:20:16,935 But you could pick up something for Simon and Ruthie to have 374 00:20:17,107 --> 00:20:18,936 when she gets out of the bathtub. 375 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:22,231 RUTHIE: Forget it, we don't wanna get fat either. 376 00:20:22,614 --> 00:20:24,074 [WHISPERS] Ouch. 377 00:20:35,461 --> 00:20:36,660 No. Come on. 378 00:20:36,837 --> 00:20:40,290 Okay, so the new person, that's you, gets under the bed. 379 00:20:40,466 --> 00:20:42,875 Then we get the other person, Shelby, to come in here. 380 00:20:43,302 --> 00:20:44,584 Then what? 381 00:20:44,804 --> 00:20:47,426 Then we all talk about you until Shelby starts to talk about you 382 00:20:47,598 --> 00:20:48,928 and says what she really thinks. 383 00:20:49,141 --> 00:20:52,228 Of course, we're just making stuff up to get her to talk, 384 00:20:52,396 --> 00:20:54,555 so you can't hold anything we say against us. 385 00:20:54,773 --> 00:20:55,937 I see. 386 00:20:56,149 --> 00:20:59,068 And don't worry. See, we do this every week and it's always really fun. 387 00:20:59,236 --> 00:21:00,268 And it's useful. 388 00:21:00,445 --> 00:21:02,190 This way you know who your true friends are 389 00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:04,441 because you see what people really think about you. 390 00:21:04,658 --> 00:21:06,403 But what if I don't wanna know? 391 00:21:06,911 --> 00:21:08,537 [ALL CHUCKLING] 392 00:21:08,746 --> 00:21:09,779 Surprise. 393 00:21:10,623 --> 00:21:13,080 Oh, great, okay, you're just in time. 394 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,250 - Hi, Lucy. - Hi. 395 00:21:16,462 --> 00:21:18,752 Lucy got here first, so she gets to go under the bed. 396 00:21:18,923 --> 00:21:21,381 We're just waiting for Shelby to get here. 397 00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:34,683 [GIRLS CHUCKLING] 398 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:52,416 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 399 00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:55,588 Never been prouder. 400 00:21:55,796 --> 00:21:56,960 Me either. 401 00:21:57,173 --> 00:21:59,416 We'd better get out of here before Mom catches us. 402 00:21:59,634 --> 00:22:03,584 She's going to be so surprised when she finds out I can swim. 403 00:22:03,763 --> 00:22:04,843 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 404 00:22:05,056 --> 00:22:07,549 ANNIE: Are you still in the tub? 405 00:22:07,726 --> 00:22:09,138 No. 406 00:22:09,311 --> 00:22:10,936 Uh... 407 00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:13,771 We're brushing our teeth. 408 00:22:15,192 --> 00:22:17,269 [BRUSHING TEETH] 409 00:22:20,656 --> 00:22:23,612 Can I get you something? You hardly touched your dinner. 410 00:22:23,785 --> 00:22:26,740 Oh, thank you, no. No, thanks. I'm fine. Heh. 411 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,997 - I had a really great time. - Me too. 412 00:22:38,217 --> 00:22:41,088 You wanna go out again sometime? 413 00:22:41,261 --> 00:22:42,970 Like tomorrow night? 414 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:47,890 I should probably be the one to ask, but yes, I'm free tomorrow night. 415 00:22:48,102 --> 00:22:49,561 Great. 416 00:23:00,782 --> 00:23:01,814 [FOOTSTEPS] 417 00:23:07,372 --> 00:23:08,404 [CLEARS THROAT] 418 00:23:13,296 --> 00:23:15,420 See you tomorrow. 419 00:23:20,886 --> 00:23:22,595 That was more than a $20 kiss. 420 00:23:22,805 --> 00:23:25,013 That was a free kiss. I'm gonna give your money back. 421 00:23:25,225 --> 00:23:27,385 It wouldn't be right to get paid for taking Mary out. 422 00:23:27,602 --> 00:23:29,596 BRIAN: In fact, I should pay you. 423 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:40,900 I've been dying to ask you, what do you think of Lucy? 424 00:23:41,075 --> 00:23:42,487 I think she's pretty nice. 425 00:23:42,660 --> 00:23:44,950 Pretty nice? Please. 426 00:23:45,121 --> 00:23:46,782 She's absolutely rude to Ashley. 427 00:23:46,998 --> 00:23:50,083 It probably just gets to her that Ashley goes out with Jimmy. 428 00:23:50,293 --> 00:23:53,414 SHELBY: I mean, they were boyfriend and girlfriend for a long time. 429 00:23:53,630 --> 00:23:56,123 Yeah, I always wondered why he broke up with her anyway. 430 00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:59,218 Well, for one thing, Jimmy says she was incredibly insecure. 431 00:23:59,386 --> 00:24:01,047 So she's a little insecure. 432 00:24:01,388 --> 00:24:02,765 [GIRLS SCOFF] 433 00:24:03,474 --> 00:24:06,310 Okay, she doesn't have a lot of self-confidence. 434 00:24:06,518 --> 00:24:08,642 - No kidding. - You're exactly right. 435 00:24:08,854 --> 00:24:11,774 Yeah, but who would with an older sister 436 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,606 who's a basketball star and a brain? 437 00:24:14,819 --> 00:24:18,106 Yeah, if Mary hadn't asked us to invite Lucy, believe me-- 438 00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:20,400 [GIRLS MURMURING] 439 00:24:25,121 --> 00:24:27,828 Hey, Shelby, guess what. We got a little surprise for you. 440 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,282 [GIRLS GIGGLING] 441 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:30,783 Come on out, Lucy. 442 00:24:41,389 --> 00:24:42,553 Welcome to the club. 443 00:24:42,724 --> 00:24:44,801 [ALL LAUGHING] 444 00:24:46,561 --> 00:24:48,639 [SNIFFLING] 445 00:25:05,248 --> 00:25:07,372 MARY: Go away. 446 00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:09,209 Told you she'd kill you. 447 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:11,916 Listen, Mr. Warbucks, did you give him the 20 bucks? 448 00:25:15,676 --> 00:25:16,708 What's going on? 449 00:25:16,885 --> 00:25:19,128 Matt paid Brian 20 bucks to take me out. 450 00:25:19,346 --> 00:25:22,134 You insisted, he didn't wanna take you out and he didn't have money, 451 00:25:22,308 --> 00:25:24,515 so I gave him 20 bucks. 452 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,395 I know, phoo! In my face. 453 00:25:28,564 --> 00:25:30,724 MARY: Does the whole world know about this? 454 00:25:30,942 --> 00:25:33,434 I didn't know anything about this. Why didn't I know anything? 455 00:25:33,611 --> 00:25:35,570 I believe you were out getting a milkshake. 456 00:25:35,739 --> 00:25:40,947 What was left of it was in the garbage can when I took out the trash. Heh. 457 00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:42,448 I'll take Matt. You talk to Mary. 458 00:25:42,662 --> 00:25:45,036 MATT: I don't wanna talk to anyone. 459 00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:49,418 My person doesn't feel like talking right now. 460 00:25:49,629 --> 00:25:52,584 This is kind of a guy thing. 461 00:26:05,145 --> 00:26:07,139 Two cheeseburgers. Driver's side tire of the van. 462 00:26:07,314 --> 00:26:09,473 Driver's side tire of the van? Good man. 463 00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:13,020 Now, what's this about paying Brian to go out with Mary? 464 00:26:13,195 --> 00:26:14,773 Brian said Mary wasn't his type. 465 00:26:14,946 --> 00:26:16,775 But somehow she became his type, 466 00:26:16,949 --> 00:26:19,524 because you should have seen how he was kissing her good night. 467 00:26:19,702 --> 00:26:22,455 - It's actually okay that I missed that. - Yeah. 468 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:24,704 [RINGING] 469 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,709 - Hello? LUCY [OVER PHONE]: Mom? 470 00:26:27,877 --> 00:26:29,289 Oh, hi, Luce. 471 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:32,460 Mom, make up some reason to call here and tell me I have to come home. 472 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:33,707 Are you okay? 473 00:26:33,884 --> 00:26:36,257 No, which is why I wanna come home. Please. 474 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,972 Okay. 475 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,675 [HANGS UP PHONE] 476 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:42,466 [DIAL TONE] 477 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,349 [BEEPING] 478 00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:49,021 I did something like this once to my sister. 479 00:26:49,192 --> 00:26:51,233 I paid a guy to take her out for weeks. 480 00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:54,654 Only it turned out that he had told her the whole thing on their first date, 481 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:57,397 so they were splitting the money for months before I found out. 482 00:26:57,575 --> 00:26:58,821 [CHUCKLES] 483 00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:04,164 Lucy called. She wants to come home from the sleepover. 484 00:27:06,585 --> 00:27:08,211 Oh, I'll go get her. 485 00:27:08,421 --> 00:27:10,794 - No, that's okay, I'll get her. - No, no, it's late. 486 00:27:10,965 --> 00:27:12,626 You shouldn't be out by yourself. 487 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,292 - Huh? I'll go with you. - Fine. 488 00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:16,715 [PHONE RINGS] 489 00:27:16,887 --> 00:27:18,514 I got it. 490 00:27:19,558 --> 00:27:20,590 Hello? 491 00:27:20,767 --> 00:27:21,848 Oh, hey, Brian. 492 00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:23,306 Oh. 493 00:27:25,397 --> 00:27:28,315 Listen, you've gotta let me talk to Mary. I gotta explain. 494 00:27:28,525 --> 00:27:30,649 She's not gonna talk to you. Not talking to anyone. 495 00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:33,696 I don't know why she's making such a big deal. 496 00:27:33,865 --> 00:27:36,191 I mean, it's not like I knew I was gonna have a good time. 497 00:27:36,409 --> 00:27:38,699 I'll go upstairs and see if she wants to call you back, 498 00:27:38,870 --> 00:27:41,706 but you better come with a better line than that while you're waiting. 499 00:27:41,914 --> 00:27:43,873 [DIAL TONE] 500 00:27:44,083 --> 00:27:45,911 ANNIE: I have no idea what's wrong with Lucy. 501 00:27:46,085 --> 00:27:48,245 I mean, she's not sick, something must have happened. 502 00:27:48,421 --> 00:27:50,961 I'll drive. I took her over, I know where Beverly lives. 503 00:27:51,175 --> 00:27:53,003 I've got the address, I know where she lives. 504 00:27:53,177 --> 00:27:55,384 And it's what, six blocks? Get in. 505 00:27:57,556 --> 00:27:58,636 [SNIFFING] 506 00:27:58,807 --> 00:28:01,975 I smell hamburgers. I thought Matt was going out for ice cream. 507 00:28:02,144 --> 00:28:03,224 I don't smell anything. 508 00:28:03,437 --> 00:28:06,606 - I just feel like driving, okay? - Okay. 509 00:28:15,825 --> 00:28:17,902 [WHIRRING] 510 00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:22,207 That's right, it was in the fat position. 511 00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:23,918 You can walk, you know. 512 00:28:24,085 --> 00:28:26,125 [ENGINE STARTS] 513 00:28:34,553 --> 00:28:36,928 I'll stop and get you two more on the way home. 514 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:38,968 What are you talking about? 515 00:28:43,772 --> 00:28:45,849 Brian called, he wants you to call him back. 516 00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:48,481 MARY: Yeah, that'll happen. 517 00:28:48,652 --> 00:28:51,821 You know, I will never feel comfortable going out with anyone you know again, 518 00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:54,991 because you could be paying them to take out your poor, pathetic sister 519 00:28:55,159 --> 00:28:56,619 who can't get her own dates. 520 00:28:56,786 --> 00:28:59,492 How did you come up with this? Was it Brian's idea? 521 00:28:59,706 --> 00:29:03,040 Unfortunately, no, it was my idea, only because he didn't have any money. 522 00:29:03,251 --> 00:29:06,039 That's the only reason? He didn't have any money? 523 00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:09,464 Yeah, you know, otherwise he would have. Probably. 524 00:29:09,675 --> 00:29:13,045 Do you ever tell the truth? Because I know you're lying right now. 525 00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:15,013 What's his number? I think I will call him. 526 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:17,221 - I don't know his number. - Give it to me. 527 00:29:17,433 --> 00:29:19,058 I don't have it. 528 00:29:19,768 --> 00:29:22,178 Why would you ask me to call if you didn't have his number? 529 00:29:22,397 --> 00:29:24,556 I'm not gonna give it if you're gonna scream at him 530 00:29:24,733 --> 00:29:25,813 and humiliate yourself. 531 00:29:26,026 --> 00:29:27,651 Well, you're the one who humiliated me. 532 00:29:33,575 --> 00:29:35,035 [DOOR SLAMS SHUT] 533 00:29:39,790 --> 00:29:40,871 [GLASS BREAKS] 534 00:29:54,222 --> 00:29:57,509 Did you pay Beverly to invite me to her party or did you just threaten her? 535 00:29:59,853 --> 00:30:01,183 [SIGHS] 536 00:30:18,456 --> 00:30:19,620 What's with Simon and Ruthie? 537 00:30:19,791 --> 00:30:21,369 No one can get in the bathroom anymore. 538 00:30:21,542 --> 00:30:24,711 - I'll take care of it. - Oh, thanks, Mom. 539 00:30:27,424 --> 00:30:28,920 - You want some? - No. 540 00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:30,920 No, it's time to get serious about this diet. 541 00:30:31,095 --> 00:30:32,887 [LAUGHS] 542 00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:35,137 It's not funny. 543 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,725 Hey, Dad, you ready for our walk? 544 00:30:37,893 --> 00:30:40,267 I'm looking forward to it, Luce. 545 00:30:40,438 --> 00:30:41,684 Have you and Mary made up yet? 546 00:30:41,856 --> 00:30:44,562 I have no intention of letting her off the hook anytime soon. 547 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:45,975 How about you? 548 00:30:46,152 --> 00:30:49,522 Mary has no intention of letting me off the hook anytime soon. 549 00:30:53,785 --> 00:30:55,329 [BLOWS WHISTLE] 550 00:30:56,163 --> 00:30:58,490 SIMON: Paddle, paddle. 551 00:30:58,708 --> 00:31:00,369 Keep your head up. 552 00:31:01,544 --> 00:31:03,952 Be confident. That's it, confident. 553 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:06,337 What are you doing? 554 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:10,255 Simon taught me how to swim. Now I don't need any lessons. 555 00:31:12,472 --> 00:31:17,301 I pretty much taught myself the same way so I'm kind of an expert. 556 00:31:17,477 --> 00:31:19,021 You know. 557 00:31:20,147 --> 00:31:22,105 Watch me. 558 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,324 That's fabulous. Fabulous. 559 00:31:33,536 --> 00:31:35,660 ANNIE: Let's give the other kids a shot at the tub. 560 00:31:35,872 --> 00:31:38,494 Here. Wait, wait, wait. 561 00:31:38,666 --> 00:31:40,459 Okay, here, don't get cold. 562 00:31:40,626 --> 00:31:44,128 There we go, baby, give Mommy a kiss. 563 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,296 Ooh. 564 00:31:50,429 --> 00:31:53,431 Simon, you're going to have to tell Ruthie that in spite of her tub time, 565 00:31:53,599 --> 00:31:55,391 she's going to have to take swim lessons. 566 00:31:55,559 --> 00:31:57,054 Why me? 567 00:31:57,269 --> 00:31:58,931 Because you made her think she could swim 568 00:31:59,105 --> 00:32:01,099 after a few days of splashing around in a bathtub. 569 00:32:01,274 --> 00:32:02,853 Has to learn in a bigger body of water. 570 00:32:03,068 --> 00:32:05,108 But maybe she can swim. 571 00:32:05,278 --> 00:32:07,153 I mean, wouldn't that be weird? 572 00:32:10,033 --> 00:32:12,821 All right, I'll tell her. But it's gonna break her heart. 573 00:32:14,330 --> 00:32:16,074 Her teeny, tiny, little heart. 574 00:32:16,290 --> 00:32:17,750 Guess who's responsible for that. 575 00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:20,670 Me. 576 00:32:22,046 --> 00:32:23,956 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 577 00:32:24,173 --> 00:32:26,712 I don't know what's wrong with me, I've never been so hungry. 578 00:32:26,926 --> 00:32:30,261 The minute your mother said I was fat, all I wanted to do is stuff my face. 579 00:32:30,472 --> 00:32:32,133 And why shouldn't I? 580 00:32:32,307 --> 00:32:34,680 It's not like I can't get into my clothes. 581 00:32:34,851 --> 00:32:38,221 Well, I couldn't get into my jeans, but they're not regular pants. 582 00:32:38,397 --> 00:32:41,897 They're shrunken jeans. 583 00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:47,777 I know, and it's like Beverly saying I'm rude to Ashley. 584 00:32:47,949 --> 00:32:49,777 Or Shelby saying I'm insecure. 585 00:32:49,951 --> 00:32:53,036 That's totally, totally... 586 00:32:53,246 --> 00:32:56,034 Well, it's the truth. 587 00:32:57,792 --> 00:32:58,824 [CHUCKLES] 588 00:32:59,002 --> 00:33:01,791 I guess maybe I'm a little insecure. 589 00:33:02,715 --> 00:33:05,207 And I have gained a little weight. 590 00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:08,967 To protecting our self-image through denial. 591 00:33:12,349 --> 00:33:14,058 Hey, Lucy. 592 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:17,725 I wanted to apologize for last night. 593 00:33:18,356 --> 00:33:22,272 - It's okay, Shelby. - No, it's not, and I feel terrible. 594 00:33:22,444 --> 00:33:25,362 It's pathetic, but I was trying to fit in. 595 00:33:27,532 --> 00:33:30,903 I've been there myself a few times. 596 00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:34,741 Well, the good news is now that we've been initiated, 597 00:33:34,915 --> 00:33:38,167 we're invited to Beverly's sleepover again next week. 598 00:33:38,336 --> 00:33:40,460 Of course, I don't really wanna go. 599 00:33:40,671 --> 00:33:43,128 Me either. Who needs it? 600 00:33:43,341 --> 00:33:45,548 I'll see you at school on Monday. 601 00:33:45,718 --> 00:33:48,258 Hey, Shelby, how'd you know where to find us? 602 00:33:48,472 --> 00:33:50,761 I called your house to see if Lucy was home 603 00:33:50,932 --> 00:33:53,222 and Mrs. Camden said that you guys were jogging 604 00:33:53,393 --> 00:33:55,766 and you'd probably stop here. 605 00:33:57,356 --> 00:34:00,108 Your mom's so good it scares me sometimes. 606 00:34:01,193 --> 00:34:03,520 So you're really gonna blow off this sleepover next week? 607 00:34:03,738 --> 00:34:06,147 Yeah. Beverly's little game worked. 608 00:34:06,324 --> 00:34:10,951 I found out who my true friends are. Or in this case, aren't. 609 00:34:11,162 --> 00:34:13,535 Of course, I had some time to think about it 610 00:34:13,706 --> 00:34:15,499 while I was hiding under the bed. 611 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:17,875 - Pathetic, huh? - Not at all. 612 00:34:18,045 --> 00:34:20,003 - I'm very proud of you. - Thanks, Dad. 613 00:34:20,172 --> 00:34:22,794 I'm very proud of you too. 614 00:34:30,224 --> 00:34:31,256 [HOTDOG DROPS] 615 00:34:34,562 --> 00:34:35,939 [SODA DROPS] 616 00:34:40,735 --> 00:34:42,112 [HOTDOG DROPS] 617 00:34:49,036 --> 00:34:51,113 [HAPPY WHIMPERING] 618 00:34:51,789 --> 00:34:55,124 I have to take those lessons, don't I, coach? 619 00:34:58,087 --> 00:35:00,128 Yeah, see, 620 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:03,926 the thing is, Mom doesn't believe in the bathtub training technique 621 00:35:04,094 --> 00:35:06,052 that I invented. 622 00:35:06,263 --> 00:35:08,589 SIMON: What can you do? I mean, adults are in charge. 623 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:10,635 When they think they're right, they're right. 624 00:35:10,851 --> 00:35:13,888 Simon, do you think I can swim in a real pool 625 00:35:14,062 --> 00:35:16,352 with water higher than my head? 626 00:35:16,565 --> 00:35:19,852 Well, you shouldn't try it by yourself. 627 00:35:20,028 --> 00:35:22,354 But if there was a lifeguard there with Mom and Dad, 628 00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:26,196 just so you didn't panic then, yeah, I think you could do it. 629 00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:33,866 Of course, that's just my opinion, I mean, it could be dangerous. 630 00:35:34,752 --> 00:35:37,244 So swimming lessons are probably a good idea. 631 00:35:38,922 --> 00:35:41,545 Did I just say probably? I meant definitely. 632 00:35:41,759 --> 00:35:43,384 SIMON: Definitely a good idea. 633 00:35:43,594 --> 00:35:46,347 There is no substitute for swimming lessons. 634 00:35:47,431 --> 00:35:51,431 Please, could I just try it? I just wanna try to swim in a big pool. 635 00:35:51,644 --> 00:35:55,513 Honey, that's what the lessons are all about. 636 00:35:55,690 --> 00:35:59,143 You've got to learn how to swim so that you can be safe. 637 00:35:59,319 --> 00:36:00,600 Besides, it's fun. 638 00:36:00,779 --> 00:36:04,943 I know, but I just don't wanna be in the lessons with the babies. 639 00:36:06,410 --> 00:36:09,412 If I can prove that I can jump in and swim, 640 00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:14,208 can I please be in the lessons with the big kids, please? 641 00:36:24,513 --> 00:36:26,590 [DOORBELL RINGS] 642 00:36:30,477 --> 00:36:32,020 [DOOR CLOSES] 643 00:36:36,316 --> 00:36:37,729 Oh, good. 644 00:36:37,902 --> 00:36:39,066 No, not good. 645 00:36:41,489 --> 00:36:45,108 Just tell me this. Why didn't you wanna go out with me in the first place? 646 00:36:45,743 --> 00:36:48,496 It's not that I don't like you. I just thought you weren't my type. 647 00:36:48,705 --> 00:36:49,868 What do you mean by that? 648 00:36:50,081 --> 00:36:54,460 What I meant was that you just didn't seem, like, really vulnerable. 649 00:36:55,504 --> 00:36:58,043 I figured you'd be the type to give a guy a hard time. 650 00:36:58,257 --> 00:37:00,963 - About what? - Everything. 651 00:37:01,135 --> 00:37:03,461 - And you do. - Sorry. 652 00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:06,088 And I-- I like it. 653 00:37:06,974 --> 00:37:08,387 [CHUCKLES] 654 00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,763 That's pathetic. 655 00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:13,061 You know, maybe you should get a brain transplant. 656 00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:16,725 Maybe I will. And maybe they'll televise it and you can watch. 657 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,486 Oh, I would definitely watch. 658 00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,145 [CHUCKLES] 659 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:24,153 So tonight? 660 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:28,621 Yeah. 661 00:37:30,166 --> 00:37:31,791 But I thought you didn't have any money. 662 00:37:32,001 --> 00:37:36,580 I got 20 bucks from my dad to pay Matt back, but Matt can wait. 663 00:37:36,797 --> 00:37:38,293 Yes, he can. 664 00:37:49,019 --> 00:37:50,051 [SIGHS] 665 00:37:50,270 --> 00:37:51,350 You got what you wanted. 666 00:37:51,521 --> 00:37:53,848 I got the Bank of Simon breathing down my neck. 667 00:37:54,024 --> 00:37:56,813 Fine. I'll give you 20 bucks. 668 00:37:57,820 --> 00:38:01,522 Hey, Simon, Matt's got your 20. 669 00:38:20,844 --> 00:38:23,134 Oh. Good run, Dad. You still got it. 670 00:38:23,305 --> 00:38:25,548 Oh, boy, you almost caught up with me there at the end. 671 00:38:25,725 --> 00:38:27,470 Heh. Mmm. 672 00:38:29,771 --> 00:38:30,935 Ahh. 673 00:38:31,147 --> 00:38:33,722 See if there's any more cold water in the fridge, will you? 674 00:38:35,235 --> 00:38:38,438 Whoo. Boy, those hot dogs made me thirsty. 675 00:38:40,073 --> 00:38:42,566 I'll go change. 676 00:38:42,827 --> 00:38:44,655 [LAUGHS] 677 00:38:48,374 --> 00:38:50,414 I've missed you the past few nights. 678 00:38:50,584 --> 00:38:52,578 Really? 679 00:38:52,753 --> 00:38:56,123 - Every pound of me? - Oh, shut up. 680 00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:03,257 [SIMON AND RUTHIE CLEAR THROAT] 681 00:39:03,473 --> 00:39:06,926 Oh. We're going to the Y. You wanna come to the Y? 682 00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:08,259 I'd go anywhere with you. 683 00:39:22,535 --> 00:39:24,161 Still not speaking to me? 684 00:39:25,455 --> 00:39:26,950 No, I'm over it. 685 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:30,668 That's good. Help me find something to wear. 686 00:39:30,836 --> 00:39:32,794 Don't you wanna know how I got over it? 687 00:39:32,963 --> 00:39:35,799 Not really, as long as you're over it. 688 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:40,293 Dad and I discovered we have a sense of humour about ourselves. 689 00:39:40,471 --> 00:39:42,096 Where are you going? 690 00:39:42,264 --> 00:39:44,722 I've got another date. Brian asked me out. 691 00:39:44,934 --> 00:39:46,015 Oh, great. 692 00:39:46,186 --> 00:39:50,315 So Matt interferes with your life and you end up with a really cute guy, 693 00:39:50,482 --> 00:39:53,400 but you interfere with my life and I end up with nothing? 694 00:39:53,610 --> 00:39:56,861 That's not true. What about that sense of humour about yourself? 695 00:39:57,072 --> 00:39:59,066 It comes and goes. 696 00:40:07,208 --> 00:40:09,285 You know, sweetie, you don't have to do this. 697 00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:13,375 But if I don't, Simon's going to think his swimming lessons were no good. 698 00:40:13,589 --> 00:40:16,841 We can tell him the truth, you can't give swimming lessons in the bathtub. 699 00:40:17,052 --> 00:40:18,132 But maybe you can. 700 00:40:18,303 --> 00:40:20,972 And the only way we're really going to know if that's the truth 701 00:40:21,139 --> 00:40:22,599 is if I get in the pool. 702 00:40:24,267 --> 00:40:26,676 Don't worry, Mom, I'll be fine. 703 00:40:28,438 --> 00:40:30,232 SIMON: It wasn't like I was putting her on. 704 00:40:30,441 --> 00:40:33,277 I was just trying to help out, teach her the basics. 705 00:40:33,486 --> 00:40:34,602 So she'd know what to do. 706 00:40:34,821 --> 00:40:38,024 But what if she can't do it? She's gonna be really disappointed. 707 00:40:38,241 --> 00:40:40,780 You just have to believe that she can. I do. 708 00:40:40,993 --> 00:40:43,568 I saw her in the tub and she was great. She's a natural. 709 00:40:43,746 --> 00:40:44,779 [DOOR OPENS] 710 00:40:44,956 --> 00:40:45,989 And that is the truth. 711 00:40:47,334 --> 00:40:48,746 Okay, is everybody ready? 712 00:40:53,549 --> 00:40:55,258 Okay, now remember what I told you. 713 00:40:55,467 --> 00:40:59,087 Keep your head up, keep your hands and feet moving and be confident. 714 00:40:59,263 --> 00:41:01,756 The water's your friend. Waahh! 715 00:41:01,933 --> 00:41:03,132 [ANNIE LAUGHS] 716 00:41:03,309 --> 00:41:05,387 [ANNIE AND RUTHIE LAUGHING] 717 00:41:07,272 --> 00:41:09,764 - Scared? - Nah. 718 00:41:09,941 --> 00:41:11,353 [CHUCKLES] 719 00:41:14,404 --> 00:41:17,027 Okay, Ruthie, I want you to jump in the pool 720 00:41:17,199 --> 00:41:20,036 and let yourself come back up, and then start swimming. 721 00:41:20,202 --> 00:41:22,955 And don't worry, I'm gonna be right beside you. 722 00:41:34,384 --> 00:41:36,177 [INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY] 723 00:41:52,737 --> 00:41:54,980 All right! 724 00:41:57,950 --> 00:42:00,739 - I'm a genius. - You are not a genius. 725 00:42:03,374 --> 00:42:06,411 - Luckiest kid on earth? - I'll give you that. 726 00:42:06,585 --> 00:42:10,798 RUTHIE: Yeah. SIMON: Yes. Yes, you did it. 727 00:42:11,006 --> 00:42:12,715 - Yes! - Ha-ha! 728 00:42:12,925 --> 00:42:15,796 Yes! Yeah, terrific. 729 00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:17,293 Yes. 730 00:42:24,771 --> 00:42:26,978 [CLINKING] 731 00:43:09,986 --> 00:43:11,979 ANNIE: I love you so much. ERIC: I love you more. 732 00:43:12,155 --> 00:43:13,484 ANNIE: We're alone! ERIC: I love you more. 733 00:43:13,656 --> 00:43:15,566 ANNIE [WHISPERS]: I love you more. 734 00:43:15,742 --> 00:43:17,023 Hmm. Huh. 735 00:43:17,201 --> 00:43:18,317 [ANNIE LAUGHING] 736 00:43:18,494 --> 00:43:19,740 [RUSTLING] 737 00:43:19,912 --> 00:43:21,373 [CRASH, LOUD THUD] 738 00:43:21,582 --> 00:43:22,958 [ANNIE AND ERIC MURMURING] 739 00:43:23,125 --> 00:43:24,585 [HAPPY BARKS] 740 00:43:24,752 --> 00:43:26,461 MARY: Shh. 741 00:43:28,297 --> 00:43:29,757 [ANNIE AND ERIC LAUGHING] 742 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:39,385 What are we doing? 743 00:43:39,642 --> 00:43:41,186 - Um... - Heh. 744 00:43:41,394 --> 00:43:43,471 - We're going on a diet. - Ha-ha-ha. 745 00:43:43,646 --> 00:43:44,928 Good night. 746 00:43:45,315 --> 00:43:47,392 [ALL LAUGHING] 747 00:43:55,117 --> 00:43:56,826 [CHUCKLING] 748 00:43:57,578 --> 00:43:59,655 [DOORS CLOSING ONE BY ONE] 749 00:43:59,705 --> 00:44:04,255 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0